The first is the Bibleman Team singing about not giving into bullying (or something), and the second is an AWESOME dance number from a villain named Shadow of Doubt. I will now leave you with two final videos. I am beginning to believe that Bibleman was created specifically for my entertainment. The evil villain in the Bibleman video game is some guy who looks vaguely like a hipster and is named “WHACKY PROTESTER.” Oh, and the most exciting thing I found was an advertisement for the Bibleman video game (which I NEED TO OWN): From the promo, I could have sworn he had guns and shit? In which case, Bibleman seems like kind of a lame superhero. When the kids are confused, Bibleman gives them this weird roundabout lecture where he keeps saying things like “God is not interested in you producing the results.” In other words, the message of this video is that you should not try to do anything in your life, should never work hard or attempt to influence the world around you, you just need to pray and God will sprinkle magic dust on you and you won’t be in prison anymore. APPARENTLY HE JUST PRAYED AND WAS SUDDENLY FREE. Then, Bibleman is back talking to the kids. Bibleman and his Michael Jackson halt The Riddler's evil scheme to make people question Christianity. The kids are like, “Hey, what happened? How’d you get out of that dungeon?” And Bibleman’s like, “I let God take control.” Then we see the mad scientist (who has an AMAZING cackle) screaming through some bars or something - it’s really very unclear what has happened to him, all we really know is that he’s not happy. The Bibleman Show: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt. The first few minutes of this one were pretty telling though:īasically, a mad scientist throws Bibleman in a dungeon and is all “Aaaaah! No longer will you spread that ridiculous TRUTH!” (Actual quote, for those of you not brave enough to press play on that video.) Then Bibleman starts praying, and suddenly he is sitting around with some kids. I tried to watch some actual episodes of Bibleman on YouTube, but they’re honestly REALLY difficult to get through. I CAN’T EVEN FEEL ANYTHING ABOVE MY STERNUM ANYMORE.” “I AM TRYING TO HOLD MY HEAD SIDEWAYS SO I DON’T LET THE THOUGHTS SPILL OUT. The book I purchased in high school is merely a “Collector’s Edition” merchandise item to advertise the series of DVDs and live performances. I learned from the book that Bibleman has a sidekick named Cypher, has lots of evil enemies like “The Prince of Pride” and “The Master of Misery,” works out of the basement of a classic stone manor, and is basically an Evangelical Christian spin on a cross between Batman and The Ambiguously Gay Duo.īut Bibleman was not actually a book franchise. I was overjoyed, and bought this book for $7: My friends and I had some time to kill in a mall, stumbled into a Christian bookstore, and there was a large cardboard display advertising a strange purple super hero. I first became aware of Bibleman while on a fieldtrip in high school.
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